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Turkey-Santa wishes you a Merry Christmas!  (date unknown, via)

weirdvintage:

Turkey-Santa wishes you a Merry Christmas!  (date unknown, via)

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— 7 months ago with 284 notes
#gobble gobble  #turkeys  #weird vintage 

biomedicalephemera:

Domesticated Turkey (Meleagris gallopavo) and Guineafowl (Numida meleagris)

Gobble gobble gobble! Whether you’re from the US or abroad, you’re probably gonna hear a lot about turkeys in the next few days. Here are some facts about them that you probably won’t come across in your conversations about Thanksgiving dinner!

1. First off…they’re not so dumb they drown in the rain. C’mon. They’re not the smartest animals, but assuming they’re “curious” about the rain is being extremely anthropomorphic - “stupid” animals react out of instinct, not curiosity. When turkeys die during storms, it’s normally because they’ve been spooked by lightening or thunder and have panicked themselves to death.

2. Eating turkey doesn’t make you drowsy. Thanks for the urban legend, Seinfeld. You know why you get drowsy after eating Thanksgiving dinner? You just stuffed three days worth of carbohydrates into your gaping maw and your intestines need all of your blood just to handle moving it through your system! Until your food gets to your small intestine to be processed, you’re gonna be drowsy.

3. Turkeys, though often most closely associated with chickens, are much more closely related to wild pheasants and grouse. Wild turkeys are native to the Americas, just like pheasants. The bird that domestic chickens derive from, the Red Junglefowl (Gallus gallus) is native to the jungles of South-East Asia.

4. Wild turkeys are actually decent flyers! Even the big, decked-out males in mating season can fly reasonably well. They don’t have much in the way of stamina (generally with a range of just over a mile at a time), but they can easily cross rivers, escape predators, and reach roosts high up in trees. Their flight can reach up to 55 mph when they’re escaping

5. Yes, the English name of the bird and the name of the country are related. Though wild turkeys are native only to the Americas, their introduction to the British would have been from Spanish trade ships selling their wares in the Levant (an area including Turkey, Palestine, the Sinai, and other British holdings and allies in the Near East). The association with Turkey gave them their common name in English.

6. Domestic turkeys (of the large commercial variety) have been bred in such a way that their giant breasts make them literally too big to mate on their own, and as such have been artificially inseminated for decades.

7. Ben Franklin never publicly suggested we adopt the wild turkey as our national bird. Though he opposed the bald eagle, with reasonable objections - it’s largely a scavenger, and does not take much to intimidate, whereas the turkey is a resourceful forager and pretty damn mean - he only voiced his objections in a letter to his daughter, Sarah Bache.

8. The fleshy drape over the male turkey’s beak is called a snood, and the flesh on his neck is called a wattle. The bit of hair-like projections hanging down right below the wattle is his beard. Around the bottom of the wattle there are often fleshy bulbs that are harder and more prominent than the rest of the structure, when the turkey is not strutting or mating. Those are the major carucles (from Latin caruncula, meaning “wart”). Females have a wattle and caruncles, but do not have a snood or beard.

Image:
Poultry, a Practical Guide. Hugh Piper, 1877.

Arguing the Point" Boston Public Library collection. Edmund Birckhead Bensell ca. 1870.

— 8 months ago with 270 notes
#turkeys 
Fic: “Pavoqueros”

Last night, I wrote a heck of a lot of little snippets of weird, villain-centric Discworld fic.  A lot of it’s waiting to be polished up and expanded into something bigger, but this random little vignette isn’t going anywhere and I think it stands on its own all right.

warnings: PG swears, one very bad Spanish portmanteau, and more Stratford and Flutter than anyone needs.

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— 11 months ago with 3 notes
#discworld  #ted flutter  #mr stratford  #snuff  #turkeys  #tmoh writes  #this didn't really go much of anywhere so I feel like I should clarify:  #Stratford's trying to do the manipulate-Flutter-by-making-him-feel-Special-and-convincing-him-they're-friends thing  #Flutter will eventually be convinced  #at least until he hangs around Stratford *too* much and starts to see what he really is  #but yes basically I'm not trying to write not-a-sociopath Stratford  #I'm trying to write manipulative!Stratford  #and in case I'm not a good enough writer to pull that off I don't want y'all gettin' the wrong idea 
look what I found lurking on my computer!
I drew it during a boring physics lab several months ago using the Wikimedia commons photo of a Bourbon Red turkey for reference

look what I found lurking on my computer!

I drew it during a boring physics lab several months ago using the Wikimedia commons photo of a Bourbon Red turkey for reference

— 11 months ago
#tmoh draws  #turkeys 

Have I ever posted this video before?  I don’t think I have.

You should watch it.

It has TURKEYS.

Then you should go to this fabulous website and learn all about the magical, mystical, tacky-fantabulous Gobbler Motel.

— 1 year ago with 6 notes
#gobbler  #lileks  #video  #turkeys  #tacky things 
pizoxuat:

Oh look, Hello Kitty is dressing up as Yuuya for Halloween.

…why.
This is possibly even weirder than my plush tiger that turns into a basketball…

pizoxuat:

Oh look, Hello Kitty is dressing up as Yuuya for Halloween.

why.

This is possibly even weirder than my plush tiger that turns into a basketball…

— 1 year ago with 35 notes
#hello kitty  #turkeys  #weirdness  #wtf 
quirky-turkey:

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It’s not a “plastic” easter egg.  It’s “plastical.”

quirky-turkey:

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It’s not a “plastic” easter egg.  It’s “plastical.”

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— 2 years ago with 197 notes
#quirky turkey  #turkeys  #submission