March 2012
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Melting Penguins: stfuconservatives: Update: 11... →
stfuconservatives:
Update: 11 year old trans girl lost appeal
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The above article is an update. Her mother went to appeal to keep her out of the psychiatric ward and lost. She will be…
what the everloving hell
sign this, people! I don’t know how much else those of us outside Germany can do about...
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more Tales From The Underground
Dear Escalator Engineers:
Please, please, please, please, PLEASE finish the down escalator at the St Paul’s station soon. Very soon. Less than nine weeks soon? That staircase you’ve got instead is 99 steps and I’m so petrified of the thing (well…of all staircases, actually) that I’ve got to take the damn thing two-feet-on-the-step all the way down. And even then...
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I think I just saw Stratford on the Underground
Central line, approximately 11:00 pm
youngish man steps into the car on my right
business suit, pinstriped; pink shirt; black leather briefcase
it’s crowded, we’re standing, I’m in exactly the right position to look him directly in the face
narrow, angular face; triangular nose; mousy hair parted in a neat line on the left
blue-green eyes, at least, instead of brown
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“(902): Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling...”
– Texts From Last Night
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folk songs ruin everything
This is the plot (up to a point) of “Pretty Polly,” “Knoxville Girl,” “Lady Isabel and the Elf Knight”, and a number of other folk songs:
Psychopath convinces Second Character to follow him to Isolated Location
Second Character doesn’t see anything wrong with this, and goes with him
When they’re all alone in Isolated Location, Psychopath reveals...
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WARNING: I may have to write filk now
it is an inevitable consequence of that playlist
…damn it, past self
oh hey what's this fanmix I put in my iTunes
I seem to have called the playlist “outtake fanmix”
it’s in the “Discworld” subfolder of “Fanmixes”
OH WAIT I KNOW WHAT THIS IS
the first track is the Irish Rovers’ version of “Bridget Flynn” which goes:
I’ve a nice little house and a cow or two with grass
I’ve a plant garden runnin’ by the door
I’ve a...
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Go to iusedtobelive.com and find the...
It is a regular LAUGH RIOT. My personal favorites include:
“From the earth to the cross, my damp toupee”
“he looked beyond my socks and saw my knees”
“deliver us from weasels”
“We Bring Sacks of Rice on Trays”
“We three kings of Butternut Square, Trying to sell some cheap underwear, So fantastic; No elastic, Ninety nine cents a...
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listening to iTunes samples, trying to decide...
on account of us reading it for class and all
here’s the list, for my own reference:
Billy Brett
Bradley Kincaid
Bray Brothers (ooh I really like this one)
Dave Evans (oh hey another bluegrass-ish one)
Dave Webber (and another!)
Debra Cowan (this is a pretty good one too)
Frank Luther
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reading Child ballads for class
SO EXCITED
Friend: On a scale of 1 to 10, how obsessed are you with Harry Potter.
Me: Nine and three quarters
Friend:
Me:
Friend:
Me:
meltingpenguins:
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dorkvahkiin:
Do victor and ponder smooch, I need them to smooch
Well, at the time he was with Victor he was pretty found of drinking….
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS SHIP BEFORE
Well, when did you read ‘Moving Pictures’ the last time? Possible tumblr hadn’t been invented back then :/
But…even without Tumblr, it should’ve shown up...
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meltingpenguins:
dorkvahkiin:
Do victor and ponder smooch, I need them to smooch
Well, at the time he was with Victor he was pretty found of drinking….
WHY HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS SHIP BEFORE
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when this TFLN is appropriate to one of your...
(406): He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
meltingpenguins asked: Did I yet tell you that I sometimes hate you?D= I have been reading through your headcanon/fanfics connecting Carcer and Andy when -Clock strikes Midnight- came on on my playlist. Thank you, now I wanna do an animation with them two and that song Dx
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now I've invented a drink
all the leftover Lots Of Pulp OJ your best friend gave you to take your Sudafed with
somewhere less than half a cup of ginger ale, also intended for taking pills with
as much of that leftover grenadine as you can stomach
it’s…palatable. more sugar than my teeth need, for sure, but what the hell, I need the energy anyway
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I just wrote a song
animal hats
animal hats
a-doot doot doo
animal hats
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taking a break from studying, waiting for my dishes to dry so I can pack them
browsing the Straight Dope message boards, because hey I almost forgot those existed
“General Questions” is fun, let’s look at that, people ask all kinds of weird stuff
whoa hey what’s this
In Saskatchewan in the 1970s and ’80s [lighting your cigarette off the end of another...
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so I just realized
I think my official Favorite Movies Of All Time are Let The Right One In and Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure.
that’s probably all anybody ever needs to know about me
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Your job is now your Time Lord name. The last... →
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The Pharmacy Tech
6th regeneration
A shirt covered in stars
A coworker
MEGAWEAPON.
Uh
Student (unemployed?)
9th regeneration
Waistcoat
Cherie
NYAAAAAAAN
The Banker
6th regeneration
Violet pants
Erm… The...
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meltingpenguins asked: thing is sims3 doesn't run on my machine .( I just want to oogle at pretty screenshots D=
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ALIENS CLONED MY HORSE
FANDOM SIMS ADVENTURES
PART TEN
VAMPIRES EATING CORNFLAKES
“Have 5 Friends”
why is this game so perfect
so uh yeah
Several weeks passed pretty uneventfully for the WHAT household. Charlotte watched television in her underwear…
…Johanna hung around with her horse…
…and the PONIES household showed up pretty much everywhere they went.
This...
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PETS PETS PETS
CHARLOTTE AND JOHANNA ALL THE FANDOM SIMS ADVENTURES
PART NINE
LOOK AT MY HORSE
THAT’S RIGHT KIDS
I GOT PETS TO WORK
the only problem is that now I’ve got a glitch where the screenshot function doesn’t work properly
so until I get that fixed we’re gonna have to make do with Mac full-screen screenshots
so you’re gonna get to see a lot more of the game...
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old screencaps are old
…but they need to get posted anyway!
CHARLOTTE AND JOHANNA ADVENTURES
PART EIGHT
I SHOULD HAVE POSTED THIS MONTHS AGO
So when we left off last time, the Orderly Chaos household had got really terrifyingly huge. Keeping that many Sims alive all at the same time is an enormous pain, and I wasn’t particularly keen on making the effort…so I went back to Charlotte and Johanna...
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things I need to research (because I'm maybe...
late 19th century prisons
Victorian working-class furniture
various kinds of sailing ships and how their sailors’ lives were different
river vs ocean-going boats
the Marine Society and similar charitable organizations
how Discworld ghosts work/who can see them
(for my own reference, mostly…but maybe also to see who wants to read something involving these things?)
(also note...
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